1 Drunk riding your bicycle back home: Why pay for a taxi when you can take a booze cruise through the hutongs? You are swaggering all over the bike lane It’s super dangerous(危险) and you know it.
2 Biking in the wrong lane on the wrong side of traffic.
5 Not wearing a mask(口罩). You know where we live and that is NOT fog. It’s Beijing not Seattle.
6 Buying an uber cheap bike only to have it break down a week later. You should have just bought a nice bike for a little more that didn’t break down(抛锚).
7 Leaving your bike in a dark hutong and not locking(锁) it to anything concrete and never seeing it again. You fool!
8 Almost getting hit by a car then shrugging it off like nothing happened. Life and death experience Tuesday! No biggie.
9 Bicycle Road Rage: You turn into a huge bitch/ asshole once you start pedaling(踩) and yell喊) at people for biking too slow only because you are most likely late for something. Do not punch an old man!
11 Not buying a bike and living in Beijing…the greatest sin(罪过) of them all
12 Texting or checking your phone. while bicycling. It's a good way to break your iPhone screen which will ultimately lead to tears.